Never a Dull Moment

With 5 children and a wife, who, when she is not overly busy, has time to let her mind wander. Two nights ago, both of us were having a hard time sleeping, when out of the blue, she started asking questions about a bidet. We were having a pretty good laugh, thinking of the the differernt ways we thought of how to use them. Then last night, I was looking at her blog, her friend had put a link to How to Use a Bidet. That in itself was making us laugh, but I found a site for CleanButt.com. This is a site that sells a bidet system you attach to your toilet. I found a promotional video for this product. We laughed hard at this, we found that this bidet had setting on it, to give the person on the toilet, an enema by a single stream of water, aimed at just the right place for the user. It had a massaging stream to comfort you while you sat. It has a seat warmer as well. Who in their right mind would want to get off of it?? This is just one thing, my darling wife has thought about lately.