Thanksgiving

Today, at work, we were treated to a lunch of Turkey and all the trimmings. Will, some of us were. A friend of mine and myself were all ready to go up and get some food. Our co-worker, Jeff, must have been watching, cause he came through the office quickly and told us he was going up. Someone has to be in the office at all times, so I stayed behind. About a half hour later, "Jeff" came back with a box top, from a box of printer paper. Inside he had 4 plates, filled to overflowing with food. I went to get something to eat, there were only scraps left. Lots of desserts, but only scraps of everything else. I ate my small lunch, then went back to our office. I had been gone for almost 45 min. When I got back, Jeff was still eating, he still had one plate left to go. He asked me if I got enough to eat, so I told him the truth, no, someone took it all. Here is the kicker, he didn't catch on from me saying that, or when our boss took him aside and explained to him this was not an all you could eat buffet. There were some people who didn't get any lunch, just desserts. At least their supervisor baught their lunch for them, although it was not what they had had their hearts set on. There was 70 lbs worth of Turkey fried, which you would think would be enough to feed all of us. Guess not.